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I’m not qualified to write this — but neither are you

Most of what I write stems from what I am reading. When I’m feeling particularly unintelligent and uninspired I spend the majority of my time browsing websites like Buzzfeed, a site devoted to┬áteaching America’s youth to seek out internet fame, where they will be upvoted and lol-ed at until their funny vine is treated with contempt as “last year’s meme”.

Buzzfeed: because a few moving pictures and some cliche captions pass for an article.

Buzzfeed: because a few moving pictures and some cliche captions pass for an article.

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Welcome to My Blog

Welcome to my blog

Please make yourself at home,

So I can write some random shit

That you don’t want to know.

Welcome to my blog

I’m really quite surprised

That you would ever read this

Over better ways to waste your time.

You could have gone to Tumblr,

Or Blogspot, even ghost

But instead you went through WordPress,

And you found me, your humble host.

Most blogs will clog your postfeed,

Mine won’t interfere,

Because my silly notion

Of a blog will shortly disappear.

Within days I will forget

That I ever started this account

All that’s left will be this poem

The only goal I could surmount.